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Nude sunbathing is frowned upon.
we offer three kinds of service. Good ,Cheap, Fast. You can pick any two. Good service Cheap won't be Fast. Good service Fast won't be cheap. Fast service cheap won't be good.
Attention management reserves the right to conduct random strip searches.
Attention management
AMW-606
Good-cheap-fast
AMW-212
Nude sunbathing
AMY-502
No docking violators will be towed, sunk and turned into part of the artificial reef program
love thy neighbor (but don't get caught) Never let a lie get in the way of a good story. Learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live long enough to make them all yourself.
Love thy neighbor
AMW-506
No docking
AMW-311
Never let a lie
AMR-301
Learn from mistakes
AMW-316

Please keep gate closed
wanted good man who works most of the time, mows grass, cleans gutters, has big house. Send photo of big house.
notice for security and our viewing pleasure hidden security cameras in use
please no swearing or other obscenities
SOLD OUT
AEY-203
Wanted good man
AMW-409
Notice for security
AMY-401
Please no swearing
ALY-100
Danger unpredictable drivers ahead.
notice urine testing remember we may ask you to pee at anytime.
Please no cell phones
Return policy refunds happily given (less a 90% restocking fee)
Notice urine testing
AMR-515
Danger unpredictable
AMY-406
Return policy
AMR-224
Please (cell phone)
AEW-100
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U-NEAK, INC.
- 4340 West 96th Street #104 -
Indianapolis, IN 46268
Toll Free 1-888-66U-NEAK
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